God Saving Man From Roof Joke

The water was up to his waist.

God saving man from roof joke.

Joke has 57 88 from 60 votes. A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof. One day it began to rain very heavily. Using a megaphone the pilot tries to convince the man to grab the rope ladder which was dangling above his head.

A boat came by wanting to help the man. God would protect him. Climb in shouted a man in the boat. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.

This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god. The man on the roof prayed for god to. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead.

I have faith in the lord. Even though the flood is rising i will be fine. The waters continued to rise. A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes.

Climb up the ladder to safety. A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to. The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared. A boat came by and a guy in the boat said.

They said to hop in but he said god would save him. No replied the man on the roof. The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on.

The pilot shouts out this is your last chance. The man drowned and went to heaven. I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away. God will take care of me the flood continued to rise.

From his second floor window the guy says no. The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. A boat came with one person in it. Then a motorboat came by.

The water was up to his knees. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. The man went to the roof to avoid the rising water. A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.

A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately. I have faith god will save me the boat moves on. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof.

God will save me. Minutes later a boat with two people came by. It kept raining and a big flood came. He asked god why didn t you save me.

The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water. The flood waters continued to rise. He prayed to god to save him.

The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god. He was praying to god for help. The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away. It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist.

God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote.